Malarkey
mə-'l�r-kẹ n. [origin unknown]: insincere or foolish talk

The Measure of a Writer

April 17, 2006
What is the measure of a man? Well, who cares? More interesting: what is the measure of a writer? I'm pretty sure it is whether or not you can produce quality writing while hopped up on sugar-free "Tussin" (yes, they actually call the off-brand "Tussin") and cough drops. If this is the measure, then I'm goddamned Faulkner, people.

Also, I think I accidentally won some kind of competition in which the contestants try to blow their noses on every piece of Kleenex in the box in under two hours. I WIN! I WIN!

I want my mommy.

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